No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu
I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
really? every time you see a pun? really?
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
Hi reblog this if you are one of Tyler Oakley’s people
i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do
I want to be able to fill this jar up as much as possible. I want to prove that they really aren’t just people on the internet. They have done more than just entertain. They have truly helped people.
Update! Before a million people message me, if this keeps getting notes, I will get another jar. Right now I’ve got 6136 urls in the jar.
P.S. I don’t mind if you want to reblog again to have your url in there more than once. :)
well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU
you soggy lamp
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
Just read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
THIRD TIME I’M DONE