I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE
THE LAMP THOUGH
the mouse is evil though
they’ll be like
what why doesnt this work
then theyll check
and nic is just there
are those eggs free range or cage
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
some dumb kid let lucifer out of his cage.
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Wow make me think
Can this get 200 Notes? :s
Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius
"boys don’t like it when you wear high waisted clothing" sorry i’m actually in fuck debt right now like i have no more fucks to give the government has issued a fuck deficit and i’ve just declared fuck bankruptcy
Santa hates all 5,000 of us.
8,000 annnnd counting.